1. (Source: mirkwoodling, via oakenbutt)

     

  2. appleteeth:

    todayiwrotenothing:

    hellotailor:

    currentboat:

    borgevino:

    nbchannibal:

    An early preview of Trou Normand.

    #Guys I think the tower might be people

    no no, look closely and you’ll see it’s 100% vegetarian!

    what the fuck, hannibal?? WHAT THE FUCK?? why does anyone live in baltimore any more. they must have the highest concentration of attention-seeking serial killers per square mile in the entire world.

    The murder rate in Baltimore is still lower than that of Midsomer.

    Shit yeah, there is nobody left in Midsomer.

    aahh but which Midsomer? according to the wiki there’s 27 villages with Midsomer in the name in the series. If I lived there I’d live perpetually in full plate armour and drive a tank.

    edit: I’m an idiot, I’d forgotten the county was called Midsomer, for some reason I thought it was set in Somerset.

     

  3. (Source: beyonce, via bohemea)

     

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  5. bedlamsbox:

    estelendur:

    thatlowvice:

    bloodyneptune:

    Ok, ok ok. Hear me out.

    Tom Hiddleston for The Sandman.

    Yes.

    I actually think he could maybe do a good job as Morpheus. *contemplates*

    EDIT: This is clearly the “sad Morpheus in rain” segment of the story

    If this happened, I would not complain. :P

     

  6. wilwheaton:

    This twitter conversation between my wife and my Space Mom is the best thing in the world today.

     

  7. genderedintelligence:

    ‘Domestic Violence: A resource for trans people’ was produced in 2009 by The Greater London Domestic Violence project, in collaboration with the LGBT Domestic Abuse Forum and NHS Barking & Dagenham.

    The resource has been written primarily to assist trans people who experience domestic abuse. There is information as well as links to UK resources.

    To view the full booklet, click here.

    (via darknessinthedrain)

     

  8. madamefaust:

    absentlyabbie:

    kidnotoriouswashere:

    arkhane:

    Lady Captain America and Lady Thor

    Art by Yasmine Putri

    One of the few female versions I’ve seen that portray the strength of the characters instead of being a vehicle to show Cap with a midriff or Thor with tremendous cleavage.  

    Hell yes.

    I am very confident that both of these ladies could save the world and I would like to read all about it. Go ahead Marvel, better get a move on.

    (via estelendur)

     


  9. appleteeth:

    jinn0uchi:

    dendropsyche:

    OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

    so we come across this thing

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    and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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    ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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    HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

    why the fuck

    I love plush food, I love Hello Kitty. I WANT THIS.

    what.

     

  10. puella-magi-midori-magica:

    The Best Fucking News Team - Inside Correspondent Training Camp (x)

    (via appleteeth)

     

  11. skyrimconfessionss:

    “I wish that you could make plus sized women. No matter how far you slide the body slider, they always look skinny.”

    http://skyrimconfessions.com

    Image Credit: [x]

     

  12. estelendur:

    fallenwithstyle:

    lokidindeed:

    i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

    YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

    this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

    When Tolkien himself wrote English in tengwar (on the LotR title pages), he did it the other way, with the vowel above the following consonant instead of the preceding one (don’t know if that necessarily makes it more valid; just throwing it out there). 

    In Sindarin Standard Mode, the vowels are placed on the following consonant, which is possible because Sindarin ends most words with a consonant. In Quenya Standard Mode, the vowels are placed on the preceding consonant, because Quenya ends many words with a vowel.

     


  13. We [Fraction and his wife, Kelly Sue DeConnick] were pregnant at the time, and while I was out there I started to realize that if I had a daughter, there would come a day when I would have to apologize to her for my profession. I would have to apologize for the way it treats and speaks to women readers, and the way it treats its female characters.

    I knew that if we had a daughter, because I know my wife and I know the kind of girl she wants to raise and I know the kind of girl I want to raise, she was going to look at what I did for a living and want to know how the fuck I could stomach it. How could I sell her out like that?” Fraction continued. “That conversation is still coming, and I’m bracing for it in the way that some dads brace for their daughter’s first date or boyfriend. I became acutely aware that I had sort of done that thing that lots of privileged hetero cisgendered white dudes do. ‘I’m cool with women, and that’s enough.’ It’s not enough. It’s embarrassing to say, because we somehow have attached shame to learning and evolving our opinions, culturally, but I became aware that there was a deficiency of and to women in my work, and all I could do at that moment was take care of my side of the street.

    — Writer Matt Fraction on his role on expanding the profile of female characters in the Marvel Universe. (via goodmanw)

    (Source: comicbookresources.com, via socies)

     

  14. vengefulbullwinkle:

    gallifrey-feels:

    earthgirldonna:

    feferipixies:

    the-fandoms-are-cool:

    everythingis19:

    cosmicsyzygy:

    Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

    DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

    I NEVER REALIZED

    are you serious

    I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

    FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

    YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

    can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

    like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

    molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

    who are you

    pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

    Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

    You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

    I have hope for the wizarding world again.

    (via elinoriabluth)

     


  15. thecompanionsdoctor:

    Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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    and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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    Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

    (via elinoriabluth)